elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

(Source: pacificasun)

French teacher: okay now say something in french

Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.

(Source: littleprincessdiary)



I thought I would submit this lovely gem. My boyfriend & I had gone for a little first time skinny dipping last summer and took some pictures. Turns out this looks like a cliche romance novel cover. We call it, “Summer Romance.”

I thought I would submit this lovely gem. My boyfriend & I had gone for a little first time skinny dipping last summer and took some pictures. Turns out this looks like a cliche romance novel cover. We call it, “Summer Romance.”

(Source: nymphoninjas)